YOU GOTTA TRY THIS AT LEAST ONCE!!!!! IT'S GREAT.
Tic Tack Toe
Tic Tack Toe
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Monday, 1 November 2010
Wednesday, 2 June 2010
Monday, 13 April 2009
| A pastor, a doctor and an engineer wait for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumes, "What's with these guys? We've been waiting for 15 minutes!" The pastor says, "Hey, here comes the groundskeeper. Let's have a word with him." "Say, George, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" the doctor asks. The groundskeeper tells them that the other golfers are a group of blind firefighters who lost their sight saving the clubhouse from a fire and that they come and play for free whenever they want. The group is silent for a moment. The pastor says, "That's so sad. I will say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor says, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them." The engineer says, "Why can't these guys play at night?" |
Wednesday, 18 March 2009
| This Swedish truck driver at a furniture maker tried to warm up by taking a quick ride on the conveyor belt through the shrinking oven. Unfortunately, his weight broke the conveyor belt - stranding him in the middle of the 365 degree oven. He got dragged to safety, but got seriously injured Now the Swedish Work Environment Authority is playing nanny and investigating the company - that maybe they should have had surveillance. Come on, how much can you guard against utter stupidity? |
Sunday, 15 March 2009
| A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner...who lives with a girl roommate named Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates". About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver chutney jar. You don't suppose she took it, do you?' Kumar said: "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure.' So he sat down and wrote: Dear Mother, I'm not saying that you 'did' take the chutney jar from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the chutney jar. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Kumar Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read, Dear Son: I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the chutney jar by now under the pillow.... Love, Mom. Lesson of the day: Don't Lie to Your Mother.... especially if she is Indian |
Thursday, 15 January 2009
Friday, 2 January 2009
| Several company logos have been updated, to reflect the financial crisis... |
Wednesday, 10 December 2008
| Police around the country say the restaurant that gives them the most trouble is Chuck E. Cheese! "The biggest problem is you have a bunch of adults acting like juveniles," says Town of Brookfield Police Capt. Timothy Imler. "There's a biker bar down the street, and we rarely get calls there." |
Thursday, 6 November 2008
| ...it was used to restrain an unruly (and probably drunk) woman on a United flight. The flight was supposed to be from Puerto Rico to Chicago, but got diverted to North Carolina so she could be removed from the flight. |
Monday, 27 October 2008
These are from the results of a recent Careerbuilder Survey:
|
Thursday, 2 October 2008
| Miss Beatrice, The church organist, Was in her eighties And had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness And kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor Came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, The young minister Noticed a cute glass bowl Sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled With water, And in the water Floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned With tea and scones, They began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity About the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. 'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this?' Pointing to the bowl. 'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through The Park a few months ago And I found this little package On the ground. The directions said To place it on the organ, Keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu All winter.' |
Wednesday, 24 September 2008
|
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
